Given Trumps total inconsistencies, and lack of real action so far, his inaugural speech is going to be critical in defining him. We offer some modest suggestions
Ask not what you can to for your country, ask what you can do for me.
You have nothing to fear except me.
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and the success of the Trump brand.
Always remember: Others may hate you. But those who hate you don’t win, unless you hate them. So, just destroy them.
I repair to the post assigned me with no other discouragement than what springs from my own inadequacy to its high duties. (unedited-Madison)
When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything… (originally suggested here.)
Other suggestions welcomed in the comments.
Happy whatever, everybody.